Build Your Own Secret Tel Aviv Post!
Hi Secret Tel Aviv! I want to
cook
exchange
Learn
Rent
Hire
Date
Marry
Surf
steal
Move
Sleep With
Sublet
vent about
work for
return
ask out
Eat
lease
Buy
Smuggle through Ben Gurion
Stalk
film
Complain about
Clean
fix
Order
film
Identify
swap
Sell
Model
Donate
a sweater for my pet chicken
used cosmetics
The balloon above the yarkon
the shuk
Israeli men
An escaped ostrich in Jerusalem
a half a bottle of Arak
my local juice vendor
My apartment
your mom
cupcakes
a tarantula in my kitchen
medical marijuana
a bikini I bought online
the lifeguard on Gordon beach
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Swedish girls on holiday
the Danish girl who posted a video on Secret Tel Aviv about apartment hunting
The guy who lies in the Dizangoff Square Fountain
a computer from the '90's
Matisyahu tickets
The owner of the men's underwear that I found in my laundry
the Tachanah Merkezit
a used pair of Uggs
The Street Person On Allenby By King George with Face Tats and Sequined Skinny Jeans
The mold in my shower
twin sisters looking for an apartment
several cats that live behind the AM/PM
Holmes Gym
a broken Iphone 4
A Lone Soldier
"Keeping Olim in Israel"
my ex girlfriend
but the problem is
Biggie Z's makes me claustrophobic
I can't get the tahini out of my chest hair
Jonny won't give me a Secret Tel Aviv card
Secret Secret Secret Tel Aviv said some hurtful things about my cat
somebody on Secret Tel Aviv called me a racist
Dizzy Frisch says that I "made a scene"
Cofix asked me to leave
Secret Tel Aviv keeps blocking me
I lost my Rav Kav
My pet rabbit ran away
The buses stop running Friday afternoon
My Girlfriend's Therapist says that I'm "An Enabler"
Your roommates are idiots
Nefesh B'Nefesh keeps sexting me
Hot Cable Froze my Bank Account
The seats on the green bikes make my butt hurt
(Random complaint about the French)
The Misrad HaPnim only accepts faxes
our dogs don't get along
Yaffo is really far
I'm allergic to hummus
The Norwegian exchange student filed a restraining order
My boyfriend keeps asking me to dress up like a Sem Girl
My Vaad Bayit hates me
Can somebody help me
grow a hipster beard
translate something into Spanish
build a new dog park near the Shuk
hit on your neighbor
tell me the bus schedule for tomorrow
steal my bike back
Sue my landlord
Fix my Dud Shemesh
Find a Masorti Shul
Sell your futon
Quit Bezeq
jailbreak my IPhone
grow a Jewfro
break up with my boyfriend over Skype
Move to Florentin
get free Internet
Locate a rave dance party that offers babysitting
Escape from My Birthright Tour
Hide my bank account
Sneak across the border to Aqaba
Find a Yoga Class
Find a sweater for a pet chicken
Get a job in Binary
tell me where the Shuk is
convert to Judaism
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