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Hi Secret Tel Aviv! I want to
Sublet
vent about
swap
Order
fix
film
Stalk
steal
Sell
Identify
Smuggle through Ben Gurion
exchange
Rent
cook
Marry
Model
Complain about
Date
Eat
Move
Donate
Sleep With
Clean
film
ask out
lease
return
Hire
Learn
Surf
work for
Buy
my ex girlfriend
The mold in my shower
the shuk
The balloon above the yarkon
cupcakes
a broken Iphone 4
Matisyahu tickets
several cats that live behind the AM/PM
my local juice vendor
A Lone Soldier
a bikini I bought online
the Tachanah Merkezit
used cosmetics
medical marijuana
the lifeguard on Gordon beach
"Keeping Olim in Israel"
a computer from the '90's
a half a bottle of Arak
a tarantula in my kitchen
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Swedish girls on holiday
The Street Person On Allenby By King George with Face Tats and Sequined Skinny Jeans
An escaped ostrich in Jerusalem
The owner of the men's underwear that I found in my laundry
your mom
Israeli men
a sweater for my pet chicken
a used pair of Uggs
Holmes Gym
the Danish girl who posted a video on Secret Tel Aviv about apartment hunting
My apartment
The guy who lies in the Dizangoff Square Fountain
twin sisters looking for an apartment
but the problem is
Your roommates are idiots
Yaffo is really far
(Random complaint about the French)
Cofix asked me to leave
I lost my Rav Kav
Dizzy Frisch says that I "made a scene"
The Norwegian exchange student filed a restraining order
My boyfriend keeps asking me to dress up like a Sem Girl
The Misrad HaPnim only accepts faxes
Jonny won't give me a Secret Tel Aviv card
Secret Secret Secret Tel Aviv said some hurtful things about my cat
Hot Cable Froze my Bank Account
I'm allergic to hummus
The buses stop running Friday afternoon
The seats on the green bikes make my butt hurt
Nefesh B'Nefesh keeps sexting me
My pet rabbit ran away
Secret Tel Aviv keeps blocking me
My Vaad Bayit hates me
our dogs don't get along
Biggie Z's makes me claustrophobic
somebody on Secret Tel Aviv called me a racist
My Girlfriend's Therapist says that I'm "An Enabler"
I can't get the tahini out of my chest hair
Can somebody help me
Find a Yoga Class
tell me the bus schedule for tomorrow
Locate a rave dance party that offers babysitting
Move to Florentin
translate something into Spanish
Sneak across the border to Aqaba
Quit Bezeq
Get a job in Binary
hit on your neighbor
steal my bike back
get free Internet
Escape from My Birthright Tour
convert to Judaism
grow a hipster beard
Fix my Dud Shemesh
Sell your futon
Find a sweater for a pet chicken
break up with my boyfriend over Skype
jailbreak my IPhone
grow a Jewfro
tell me where the Shuk is
Sue my landlord
Find a Masorti Shul
Hide my bank account
build a new dog park near the Shuk
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