Build Your Own Secret Tel Aviv Post!
Hi Secret Tel Aviv! I want to
Sell
Clean
Stalk
vent about
Model
film
Hire
fix
Buy
steal
Marry
Eat
Complain about
Move
ask out
lease
cook
film
Donate
Sleep With
Learn
Rent
Identify
Date
work for
Surf
Sublet
Smuggle through Ben Gurion
return
swap
exchange
Order
a bikini I bought online
a used pair of Uggs
The mold in my shower
medical marijuana
a sweater for my pet chicken
"Keeping Olim in Israel"
An escaped ostrich in Jerusalem
your mom
twin sisters looking for an apartment
The guy who lies in the Dizangoff Square Fountain
the lifeguard on Gordon beach
used cosmetics
The balloon above the yarkon
the Tachanah Merkezit
Israeli men
The Street Person On Allenby By King George with Face Tats and Sequined Skinny Jeans
a tarantula in my kitchen
FOREX options
a half a bottle of Arak
the Danish girl who posted a video on Secret Tel Aviv about apartment hunting
The owner of the men's underwear that I found in my laundry
my ex girlfriend
my local juice vendor
A Lone Soldier
a broken Iphone 4
several cats that live behind the AM/PM
Holmes Gym
the shuk
a computer from the '90's
Matisyahu tickets
My apartment
cupcakes
Swedish girls on holiday
but the problem is
Cofix asked me to leave
Jonny won't give me a Secret Tel Aviv card
My pet rabbit ran away
Biggie Z's makes me claustrophobic
Dizzy Frisch says that I "made a scene"
(Random complaint about the French)
Yaffo is really far
The buses stop running Friday afternoon
My boyfriend keeps asking me to dress up like a Sem Girl
I lost my Rav Kav
My Vaad Bayit hates me
our dogs don't get along
I can't get the tahini out of my chest hair
Secret Secret Secret Tel Aviv said some hurtful things about my cat
Nefesh B'Nefesh keeps sexting me
Secret Tel Aviv keeps blocking me
The Misrad HaPnim only accepts faxes
Your roommates are idiots
My Girlfriend's Therapist says that I'm "An Enabler"
The Norwegian exchange student filed a restraining order
The seats on the green bikes make my butt hurt
Hot Cable Froze my Bank Account
I'm allergic to hummus
somebody on Secret Tel Aviv called me a racist
Can somebody help me
Hide my bank account
tell me where the Shuk is
Escape from My Birthright Tour
jailbreak my IPhone
Sneak across the border to Aqaba
Move to Florentin
Sue my landlord
build a new dog park near the Shuk
Sell your futon
tell me the bus schedule for tomorrow
convert to Judaism
grow a hipster beard
Quit Bezeq
Find a sweater for a pet chicken
hit on your neighbor
break up with my boyfriend over Skype
get free Internet
Locate a rave dance party that offers babysitting
Fix my Dud Shemesh
Get a job in Binary
Find a Yoga Class
translate something into Spanish
steal my bike back
Find a Masorti Shul
grow a Jewfro
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