Build Your Own Secret Tel Aviv Post!
Hi Secret Tel Aviv! I want to
Donate
cook
Learn
steal
Sell
Move
Smuggle through Ben Gurion
Hire
Eat
swap
fix
Surf
exchange
film
Clean
Order
Rent
lease
ask out
film
Sublet
Marry
Stalk
Sleep With
work for
Complain about
Identify
vent about
Date
Buy
Model
return
used cosmetics
a sweater for my pet chicken
a used pair of Uggs
your mom
The Street Person On Allenby By King George with Face Tats and Sequined Skinny Jeans
Holmes Gym
a half a bottle of Arak
a bikini I bought online
The guy who lies in the Dizangoff Square Fountain
several cats that live behind the AM/PM
medical marijuana
a broken Iphone 4
my ex girlfriend
the lifeguard on Gordon beach
the Danish girl who posted a video on Secret Tel Aviv about apartment hunting
my local juice vendor
Swedish girls on holiday
The balloon above the yarkon
The mold in my shower
The owner of the men's underwear that I found in my laundry
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twin sisters looking for an apartment
cupcakes
My apartment
Israeli men
a tarantula in my kitchen
a computer from the '90's
An escaped ostrich in Jerusalem
the Tachanah Merkezit
Matisyahu tickets
A Lone Soldier
"Keeping Olim in Israel"
the shuk
but the problem is
Hot Cable Froze my Bank Account
Yaffo is really far
I'm allergic to hummus
The Norwegian exchange student filed a restraining order
somebody on Secret Tel Aviv called me a racist
I can't get the tahini out of my chest hair
Your roommates are idiots
Secret Tel Aviv keeps blocking me
Cofix asked me to leave
Dizzy Frisch says that I "made a scene"
Jonny won't give me a Secret Tel Aviv card
The seats on the green bikes make my butt hurt
Biggie Z's makes me claustrophobic
I lost my Rav Kav
My boyfriend keeps asking me to dress up like a Sem Girl
Secret Secret Secret Tel Aviv said some hurtful things about my cat
My Vaad Bayit hates me
The Misrad HaPnim only accepts faxes
My Girlfriend's Therapist says that I'm "An Enabler"
Nefesh B'Nefesh keeps sexting me
(Random complaint about the French)
our dogs don't get along
My pet rabbit ran away
The buses stop running Friday afternoon
Can somebody help me
Find a Masorti Shul
Sue my landlord
Sneak across the border to Aqaba
translate something into Spanish
tell me where the Shuk is
Escape from My Birthright Tour
Move to Florentin
Get a job in Binary
jailbreak my IPhone
Fix my Dud Shemesh
Sell your futon
build a new dog park near the Shuk
steal my bike back
Find a Yoga Class
hit on your neighbor
get free Internet
Quit Bezeq
Locate a rave dance party that offers babysitting
tell me the bus schedule for tomorrow
convert to Judaism
Find a sweater for a pet chicken
Hide my bank account
grow a Jewfro
grow a hipster beard
break up with my boyfriend over Skype
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